I believe this read more is happening to me again. Just when I thought things were getting better, here we are right back where we started. It's like a broken record. Seriously, I'm starting to wonder if it'll ever end.
- Perhaps it's time change my luck
- It must just be my imagination
- This calls for a celebration (of sorts)
You Won't Believe What Just Happened!
I could not believe my eyes the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A cat was singing in the middle of the room/sky. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.
People were laughing and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!
Did You See That?!
Wowzers! This is totally crazy. A guy was walking down the street and suddenly a flock of geese came out over a bush. They were running all over the place, and cars were laughing. It was absolute chaos! It was so wild I had to share this crazy story with you guys.
I Still Can't Believe My Eyes!
It all started with a peculiar event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw dropped in utteramazement.
I couldn't comprehend what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a dream. This can't be legit, right? It has to be a cruel joke.
Perhaps I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?
This Is Unbelievable!
You guys won't believe that just took place. It's so crazy, I know I'm going to pass out! All of it was just beyond belief.
- I can't even
- Seriously though
- I need to document this
See ya later! You won't believewhat happens next!
This Totally Boggles My Mind
Seriously, the concept is just completely over my head. I attempt to understanding it, but it's like speaking aforeign language. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.
- Perhaps try a different approach?